Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I have a crush on Adam Weiss, he is always really loud but you can tell he is happy and I appreciate that a lot."
"Tip it on back, make it feel good
Sip a little more than you know you should
Let the smoke roll, off your lips
Let it all go whatever it is
And tip it on back"
"Having class with Elyse Pierce everyday has led me to understand two things about her. One, she has the most beautiful eyes; two she has a personality to match them."
"At the c-store today (Thursday) when i was getting naked juice and a sandwich a very pretty blonde girl with her hair back in a ponytail smiled at me when she was getting naked juice or something too, she and her smile seemed very friendly and inviting. I think I smiled back but I smiled back too late, I don't think she caught it but I didn't say anything to her cause I was worried she didn't see me smile back. It's not often that someone smiles at me so friendly. I am so shy that I didn't say anything though. It seemed like she almost wanted to say something. I would like to get to know this person but I don't know if I will ever see her again :( I know it's my fault and sometimes I feel like I come off as a douche bag because of my shyness. I don't mean to sound desperate or selfish but it just ruins my day when stuff like that happens because I feel like I ruined their day, and I will never probably get to meet this person. It's happened more than once, and I vividly remember ever single time something like that happens, it just breaks me. Well it would be cool if this person knew who they were and they responded to this or something. I highly doubt it would happen but I thought I'd give it a shot, even though I really should've given talking to her a shot in the c-store."
"SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SAID SOMETHING VAGUELY RACIST LETS FLIP THE FUCK OUT"
"It's really a buzzkill when I am pooping on 3rd floor Anderson and someone sits down in the next stall. I like my alone time."
"I don't know who on Sorin 2nd floor is the one that never shuts their alarm clock off, but I'm about ready to break into your room and smash that thing with a hammer."
"where are all of the spiritual and psychedelically awakened single guys?"