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"[Name Removed] loses 6 pounds every time [she/he] shits"
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"So why are we allowed to talk shit about the football team on here but not anything else?"
"Laura Devereaux, are you, by chance, looking for a cuddle buddy?"
"I have a crush on that one Muslim chick that's always quiet and alone most of the time .... Idk how to approach her.... She seems too cool"
"Funniest idea for a game show! lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImCjTFX9nQc "
"Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm A) stupid, B) trashy, C) a slut. I'm sick of being marginalized for the color of my hair. Yeah, I have "blonde moments" a few times a week, but whatever. Today I thought that tomorrow was Thursday. WHO THE FUCK FORGETS WHEN FRIDAY IS?! I am blonde, I am classy, I am intelligent, and I am darkening my hair next week."
"Whenever people of a different race start talking to me about white privilege and whatnot, it makes me feel like shit for being white and having come from an upper-middle class home. It makes me wish I was of a different race and/or came from a different social class so I wouldn't have to feel so condescended upon by my peers. I'm sorry."
"Every time I deliver a pizza to Hamline I just get super embarrassed that I go to school with a bunch of brats who don't know what a tip is. Seriously."