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"Poor t-rex. If I couldn't masturbate I'd be angry all the time too."
"So...watching That 70's Show. "Sometimes, when I'm alone, I just like to cuddle too." My life can honestly be described by most things Fez says."
"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Probs banging Waldo."
"I have spotted a troll. Just feelin like the cyber version of the biggest billy goat gruff, right about now."
"To everyone freaking the fuck out about finals:
YOU TOTALLY GOT THIS.
Here's the HIGHEST OF FIVES. Just for being awesome. And not losing your shit.
I wish you the best, and may your week be filled with studying, minimal crying, well deserved (though few) precious hours of sleep, and heaping gallons of caffeine. "
"What is the name of that one dude who works at the ITS desk? He is SUPER fine! I just remembered you rock long bleach blonde hair last year. But damn you become 80% finer with a haircut. Plus I was sort of staring at you today for quite a while I guess I enjoyed the view. YOU ARE SO HANDSOME!"
"This paper is brought to you buy the letter: REDBULL!"
"I can not even describe how happy I am that we don't have class on Thursday. Congratulations to all you stellar Pipers who kick ass in your classes who will be celebrating Honors day the way those of honor do... In the meantime, I will be sleeping till 11 and doing pretty much everything BESIDES homework I should catch up on. Maybe this explains my 2.5 GPA.
C'est la vie.
At least I learned something in French."