Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"The only thing sexier than curves on a girl... Is curves on a test."
"I stare at Patrick Kinkopf and Abbey Erlanson during group discussion in Theology, and just think "wow, they would make cute babies""
"My friends sage response to my blind panic that my fuck buddy has started forming an attachment: 'Sometimes if you have sex with someone they think it means you like them. That's how normal people have sex.'
Me: *Blank stare of horror*"
"I'm too afraid to submit my confession about this girl because I am shy and I'm terrified she'll find out it was me who posted it."
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug o_O"
"you know that moment when you start liking someone and first for a few months you sit there going no I don’t like him why would I like him? Then you finally start to admit to yourself that you like him, then you admit to one or two other people that you like him. Then you freak out like shit I shouldn't have told anyone because I really shouldn't like this person. Then you think about him all the time and can’t get him out of your head and it’s the most frustrating thing in the world because he sits next to you in class and you’re sitting there going fuck what if he figures it out, that would be so embarrassing then you come to the conclusion that you’re going to die alone. yeah. that’s happening. like right now. sucks to be me."
"wtf, when did Miley Cyrus get so hot?!?"
"I wish you would......like a kitchen cabinet"