Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I regularly carry over an ounce of weed around campus and have yet to engage in any sort of conversation about this. No one has asked me to deal or smoke them, so I don't. I wish I knew people on campus to smoke with."
"Stefon, how many pool sticks do you have and why do you have your own? "
"Hamline is run like a constitutional monarchy. The president has no power other than rhetorical, our provost is the Prime Minister, and the board of trustees is the Parliament. Please quit complaining about the president now... It's boring."
"I am a guy and I never understood why girls were sooo head over heels for Alex Grosz. Now after watching him prance around in his underwear at his show, I just wanted to take them off and take him home. Im pretty sure that won me over."
"Don't delete me off Facebook and THEN try to connect with me on LinkedIn. Why would I want to assist you professionally if you want me out of your life? #socialnetworkinglogic"
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"It sucks how most people are seen as objects of attraction and to hear about how attractive other people are, when nobody views you that way and it makes you feel as desirable as a lamppost. As nice as it is to be constantly reminded how great my personality and spirit is, it'd be nice to have more shallow, vain comments directed this way too once in a while."
"The performers in the dance production turned me way on!!! Elena, Libby, Ben, Nathan and Amber.....HOLY SEXY!"