Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I wish my life was that easy that I could be having a nerf war in anderson. Instead, I have to study for 4 finals, write a paper, while these darts fly at my head. Awesome. "
"Ha. The guy who friend-zoned me is now complaining to me about the girl who just friend-zoned him. HOW'S IT FEEL, BITCH."
"As beautiful and purrfect as Ella the cat is, my post was directed at Ella Darger. I guess Ella is a pawty great name furr of grreat people."
"Tavia has really nice biceps"
"Thank you Great Gatsby soundtrack, Dario Marianelli, The Lumineers, YEEZY, and Facebook for getting me through these tumultuous times."
"John denver melts my heart."
"Organic chemistry can go ahead and fuck itself; Biology can join too if it wants.Either way, fuck both. #Fifa leggo"
"I've never written a paper in advance. I've never studied in more advance than the night prior to a final exam. Yet, I have a 3.6 GPA. I consistently receive all A's and B's. I even take mostly 3000 level classes. The mere fact that I can get away with this says something powerful about the American education system. As compared to what I experienced during my exchange program in York (UK), our collegiate education stifles creativity and ruins the idealist mind. Instead, we are taught that the ability to remember and repeat is more valued than original synthesis. The education that I have received has incessantly proved to me that quantity, not quality, and expressing views with which one's professor agrees with will unequivocally earn a good grade."