Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I'm transferring, but I'll miss drawing the microwave with the fruit in it. I liked how it pissed people off. Goodbye my almost lover, aka hamline. You were alright, kid."
"You know you're fucked in a philosophy course when the words used are not in any dictionary. Yup, they just makin up words now. shit. "
"I had an exhausting dream where me and a tiger went up and down a firescape, with the tiger chasing me. It went on forever and I woke up tired instead of rested. Ugh."
"My recent ex and I were great together emotionally. And our sex life was great, for her. I would do whatever it took to pleasure her. But she never reciprocated the things I did for her (like with my mouth and my hands). It became a real problem because she would always finish during sex, but I never did. She just flat out refused to do the same things that I was willing to do for her and it absolutely ruined sex for me. I broke up with her. I still care for her. But I couldn't handle how unequal our sex life was. She just expected me to pleasure her and didn't care at all about doing the same for me. If I am willing to do a specific sexual thing for someone, is it too much to ask them to do the same or equivalent thing for me? Wouldn't that be fair?"
"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .
And an athlete . . .
And a basket case . . .
A princess . . .
And a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club. "
"Evan Hanson, I really wish that I had the courage to actually talk to you this semester. You seem really awesome."
"drinking while writing a paper because idgaf anymore "
"Yes I'm aware this is incredibly childish, but I think hicky's are so attractive. I'm not even sure why. They just are."