Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Dear Ron Diaz Spiced Rum,
You are quite possibly the most disgusting excuse for tropical flavored spiced gasoline ever. But yet, everybody seems to love you. Please don't exist, so I don't drink you. Everybody buys you, and then what do you do? End up as my only option as a drink for every party I go to? Ok. Cool Ronny, Cool."
"I can only grow a beard during finals week :/"
"I had a dream that Josh Wood came to school in blackface."
"Every time I see a confession about Tom all I can think is 'fuck I have no chance' I mean it seems as though he could have anyone he wants and I know I will never be that girl."
"Sometimes I see girls and yes some boys who were cutters and I tears at my heart that they'd self harm. I see the scars. Weird thing is when I see one of those big deep ass scars that's length wise down the wrist I have an odd bit of respect for their conviction and think someone must've been on hand or praying for them fools."
"I check HUC everyday to see if anyone has written about me."
"I wonder if that black girl and the short hair red hair chick are a couple. I saw them on a bench. They are really cute together. I hope they are because I do approve."
"I wonder if that black girl and the short hair red hair chick are a couple. I saw them on a bench. They are really cute together. I hope they are because I do approve."