Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"i really wanna cut down all the flowers at hamline. instead spending thousands on flowers that will die in months, they could give me (or someone more deserving than i) scholarships or something. at least campus is pretty. meh"
"I just met up with my elementary school sweetheart after 10 years. Basically, we picked up right where we left off, if, when in elementary school, we had gone through puberty. I feel extremely happy right now..."
"In first grade, my class made a cookbook. Being that I didn't know I had to bring a REAL recipe to put in the cookbook, I made up my own. My recipe: Pickle Pie. To create pickle pie, you need a pie pan, sliced dill pickles, bread, milk, and sprinkles. After combining these, cook it in the microwave for five minutes and enjoy!"
Don't try this recipe. It's disgusting. Nice work, 7-year-old self.
"So unfair: first time watching Les Miserables I didn't cry but every single time afterwards I can't control it! You'd think you'd be prepared or immune or something! Grrrr"
"the two people i had sex with at hamline this year won't look me in the eye anymore. "
"The two Star Wars trilogys are the best trilogys of all time.....and the vality of this statement cannot be debated "
"I miss Zev and Orlando's presence on campus, luckily I get to see them every time I am in the dining hall on the collage."
"Paranoid parrot says that this is 100% anonymous, yet all of Hamline knows who typed this"