Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I skipped all three of my Friday classes last week and just sat around my dorm watching 3 seasons of Doctor Who. Sorry, I'm not sorry."
"ERIC SIEGEL WAZ HERE"
"Do you remember that (highly) uncomfortable feeling you got in your nose, as a kid, when you dove into the pool wrong? Or you DIDN'T plug your nose as you somersaulted underwater? Chlorine filling your nasal passages, encasing your windpipe? And then you'd resurface, coughing up water, desperately gulping in air. Truly, a foolish mistake. Yeah, that's how I feel every time "Miss Front Row, Laptop In Hand" of [class name removed] raises her hand. I know gurl, candor's a bitch. HUC, PST OR ELSE"
"If you wear Juicy Couture's Viva La Juicy on the daily, like this ish. And remember, to NOT only spray your décolletage...but ALSO the small of your back, behind your ears, and the back of your knees. WITH CAUTION, for a little goes a long way!"
"i'm a girl, and I've slept with my friend who is also a girl in the same twin bed for 3 weeks straight...we just like to cuddle but people are beginning to get suspicious. Are we lesbians?"
"I've sold books to buy booze"
"My girlfriend left me for another woman"
"is that sexy carolyn saulsberry, who runs track, single/ looking for a bf? i wouldnt mind taking her out for coffee/dinner"