Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"cellooooooo! you got a bassssss!"
"I feel like if i never get my license I will be the hopeless failure of my family..."
"I feel kinda bad about feeling glad that I might not have to see a certain person next year because they won't be attending Hamline any more."
"Anna Lee Thompson, i still love you"
"I'm so sick of people who post and share political things ALL THE TIME. I didn't choose to creep on you to read your super liberal blah blah or your super conservative blah blah or your super moderate blah blah... JUST POST STUPID SELFIES, OK? OK."
"When the power went out, my family sat by candlelight talking about how we would survive the zombie apocalypse, talking about topics ranging from how the zombie virus travels to what type of weapons would be most practical and how to build an underground shelter. Not sure what it says about us, but it was quite amusing."
"Because he's the guy that every girl deserves, but not the one they need right now... and so we'll ignore him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Single Guy..."
"How I know for sure that it's summer: 1. It's hot enough to turn me into a cranky bitch-monster, 2. I'm feeling lonelier than I'd like to admit."