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"Facebook! Stop trying to say that I should befriend her! I don't wanna!"
"Now that you've alienated yourselves from everyone, don't come back. That's what "over it" means"
"Hello? Wherever you are, are you dancin on the dance floor or drinkin by the bar..? "
"And my legs are wide open."
"Holla at ma gurl Laura Wagner!! Missing that biotch!!"
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"I'm tempted to hit up my booty call before I even break up with my boyfriend. Bad idea?"
"Why do women's shorts need to be so wedgie-inducingly short!?"