Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Fucking street-youths! Just try messing with me again, you little punks! I might look all innocent, sweet, and harmless, but I'll give you the ass-whooping of a lifetime! Try me!"
"I miss you more than I care to admit. You would always make my day, now I have to wait until school starts again to see you."
"While visiting my family for the 4th of July, I stole a pint of Ben & Jerry's my sister was hiding in the freezer. I ate it all in 20 minutes."
"I have watched so much porn in the last 3 weeks... I feel no shame"
"I think every weekend should be Pride. Can we just relive last weekend again because it went way too fast and I wanted something to happen between us. "
"To Emily, Alex, and Brandon from German class last year: You guys look like you guys have tons of fun and are always laughing. What's a guy got to do to get invited to hang out with you guys :)"
"Every summer, vacationers traverse the globe in search of new sights and experiences. But when it comes to scandal, I'll take the Midway every time."
"not sure what's wrong with me but I don't feel like I can survive without someone to give all my compassion to. that's pretty much all I care about having."