#sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31674 Why is it only girls that like horses?

#31672 At what age do parents no longer get to brag that their child is in the 99th percentile for weight? I feel like everyone is throwing their huge kids in my face. At some point, you just have a fat kid.

#31671 Unpopular opinion: I don’t get how Andy gross’s performance was sexual assault

#31669 I really want to shame people who don't use soap when washing their hands after using the bathroom

#31668 My wife is getting married to my old roommate next week. I wasn't okay with the idea at first but I think it will be fun for us three to live together long term.

#31670 Is the Nearly Naked Mile still a thing? I remember seeing them during my undergrad and wanting to join in.

#31667 I'm nearly 24 years old, I've seen so much evidence to the contrary, and yet I still 100% believe that doctors do not try as hard to save your life if you're an organ donor. I hate that I can't convince myself that it's really stupid to think that. But to this day, I seriously regret being pressured into being a donor, and if I could revoke it without looking like an asshole, I would without a second thought.

#31666 Guys who wear shorts in the winter are just showing that they don’t know how to do their laundry.