#noshame Confessions

#31725 Back in high school there was this one guy and I who hated each other. One day he gave me a $25 gift card to Texas Roadhouse, and I thought "hey, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all."
Well, I just found that gift card again and ate at the Texas Roadhouse in Lafayette. When it came time to pay, I found out that there was only $1 on the card—he just wrote "25" on it.

#31727 Trying to figure out why people pay so much for clothing that just lets people know their favorite type of pizza.

I’ve f*cked in the stairwell of towers south.

I've used my vibrator in the Davies center bathroom

#31728 Two days last week my roommate pooped in a paper towel and left it on the kitchen counter. Apparently she got freaked out by something she read on the internet and thinks she caught tapeworms from the cat. Her logic is that since I'm in vet school, I SHOULD be able to diagnose her turd.

How do I go about telling her that paper towels are terrible for the sewer system and she should be using toilet paper?

I have a sugar daddy in Eau Claire. He’s well known in the business community here. He pays for my apartment, car, and tuition, and I fuck him a few nights a week. He’s actually in shape and a really good fuck. A couple guys have gotten mad about this so I don’t tell the guys I date anymore. No regrets!

Your CuStOm OfFsEtS sticker in your back window turns me on bro. Wanna watch Broke back MTN later?

#31722 After being homeless for a while I found a bnb that's been well to me for many stays. Last time there someone was using the bathroom so I had no choice but to pee in a large water bottle. During the lyft ride after checking out I realized I left the pee bottle next to the night stand because I forgot to throw it away when cleaning the room. That room was fucking spotless, it was beautiful...everything was immaculate except for the piss bottle next to the nightstand. Now I don't know what to do. Can I go back? What if she thinks I left it there on purpose as a "joke"? This is genuinely eating away at me - I'm torn between messaging her to apologize vs saying absolutely nothing but neither seems like a solid plan. Advice?