#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31745 if you're someone who's always looked creepy, moves to a new place and suddenly has to make a choice at work of being thought of as a closet bigot, or for sure outed as a closet pedophile, what do you do?

#31753 So I took samples of various body parts and cultured them in agar for science. It turns out that the mouth is dirtier than the anus. Think about that the next time you're eating ass.

#31744 Sometimes I think about what mud would taste like. It looks like fondue you know? I told my friends about this, and they shunned me. Does anyone else feel this way too?

#31743 Im here on campus today to talk about the stigma of Eggnog.

#31742 Hooked up with a girl under one of the tables in the union. Don’t know how we didn’t get caught

Tinder fucking sucks in Cookeville. Does anyone know any good dating apps that actually work?

I confess that I need sex with women.

#31741 Like everyone I've got my moments, and I can even be pretty likeable sometimes. Because of this sometimes a connection will spark with smart and compassionate people who are going places and would enrich anyone's life. I cut them off when I remember the dark things in my past. Even though I have no ulterior motives and am not a manipulative person it just feels like I'm conning myself into their lives, and they deserve better.