#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31649 I’m not happy with my relationship but I like him so much... when we hang out it feels like heaven but I also don’t know if I can trust him.

#31648 How the fuck does one date in Purdue ?

#31647 I was just rejected on Tender because I didn't have enough Insta followers. What has this world come to.

#31646 Is there some way to get Blackboard to stay logged in? My homework takes hours and days and this piece of crap keeps kicking me out and wanting me to Boilerkey it up every damn hour and I'm about to drop a steamy pile in the lab and it's only day 7 arrrrrrrrrrrgh.

#31645 Half the time I sit next to Indian dudes in my classes they smell like absolute shit and I'm fairly certain if I say anything I'd be labelled as a racist.

Go take a fucking shower you degenerates

#31644 If you go to a Christian K-12 and go to a Christian college, how can you spread the gospel to the people who have never experienced Christianity? Also, how will you deal with reality?

#31643 Dear Darwin,
I know I'm not the fittest, can I die now?
(Recommend CAPS if you want but I've been going to therapy since I was a child, some trauma just can't be fixed.)

#31642 I can't help but laugh at those people who have hundreds/thousands of followers on IG but barely get any likes. But hey, you're considered to be a lame loser amongst your peers if you don't buy your followers. Whatever it takes to appear edgy, I suppose.