#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31690 There's a guy that's regularly in lab at the same time as me that seems to have Christmas songs stuck in his head 24/7/365. I know this because he is always humming or whistling. His world is a hell I would not wish upon my worst enemy.

#31689 Being in a relationship with someone who doesn’t put in any effort sucks because you only have one person to send your nudes to and they don’t even care.

#31688 i work at starbucks and i took a guys order. his name was isaac and he had cool septum piercing. and isaac, if you see this, you’re v pretty

#31686 If you get up at 4 in the morning and don't remind people on social media, did you really wake up at 4 A.M?

#31685 Ever since 9th grade English class I've had this odd attraction to hunchbacks. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so hard to meet them.

#31684 You know how we all have those regrettably stupid things we've done in the past that make us cringe before bed for all eternity? I hope those dog ear filters join that category.

#31683 i hate scla102 so much

#31678 "If you can't beat them, join them" Literally every person who decides to join Greek Life. No wonder people nowadays are soft. They're scared of competition.