Winona Confession #23747 - College Confessions

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So I was playing basketball and all of a sudden felt a massive 'OMG I GOTTA SHIT' coming on. After I barely made it through the pick up game I was in, I ran to the bathrooms around the corner by the drinking fountain. Of course both bathrooms are occupied and I end up having to wait a couple minutes which felt like eternity. The door opens and I quickly rush in while taking my shorts off. With diarrhea basically bubbling out my ass I finally make my way to the porcelain pot. With a few encouraging grunts, I opened the levees and let it all go. This is where it gets fucked up. While i'm loudly relieving myself and diarrhea smell filling the air, I see the door nob turn and the door flys wide open. I forgot to lock the fucking door. It happened to be a great looking female with a line of more attractive girls right behind her. We made eye contact for a good 0.73 seconds while the door was slowly closing and I noticed the most disgusted look, not only on the girl who opened the door but the line of females behind her. I'm not sure if their face was the reaction my embarrassed face, the smell that left the bathroom, or the shock that I was just sitting there looking right back at them.
So this is a apology to those females that had deal with the smell and embarrassment of opening the bathroom mid shit.
Lessons Learned:
#1 - Don't eat a burrito from the smaug and go the gym within the hour.
#2 - Lock the fucking door!