Wartburg Confessions
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"Came home drunk with a girl form my BI 151 class Freshman year. Had some of the best sex ever(no protection). Find out in the morning she was a mom (and a good looking one at that) so I did the only honorable thing for a freaked out freshman to do. Banged her for the next week, even met the kid once (cute) and got thoroughly freaked the fuck out before I just stopped going to the class to avoid her..... Needless to say I ended my Wartburg career in Comm. Arts instead of Bio... ha"