UIC Confessions
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"I always walk through the school store so I don't have to talk to all the damn solicitors yearning to make me late for class. When people ask me to buy their muffins, I grumble somethin' about being diabetic. When people ask me to donate, I ask them why the hell they're asking UIC students. I don't walk up the escalator in SCE. I hog up the bathroom stalls in Lincoln Hall just so i can have somewhere to type my paper since everyone seems to camp out just for a seat. And i don't give a shit (pun somewhat intended). When in UH I don't even pretend to hold the elevator doors open if i see someone rushing over. I once farted in the library 3rd floor quiet section and someone heard it, so I blamed it on the guy wearing headphones.
I am probably going to hell for being such a mean hearted person but I am pretty sure that was decided when I threw away that "Jesus Loves You" slip handed to me near the quad. "