TNTech Confession #23621 - College Confessions

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#2930 So me and my girlfriend were supposed to go to the beach, but I found out she was cheating on me. She thought I didn't know, so I planned my revenge. When we got to the beach that whore laid on her stomach and asked me to put lotion on her back. What do I do? I pull out Men's Rogaine and lather that shit all over her back. Not only did she get redder than a lobster, but I also left her there without a ride back. Bitch can hitch hike home. I bet her back looks like Chewbacca's face by now considering that was back in July.