PugetSound Confessions
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My life sucks, I spend half my time just doing stupid shit that doesn't even matter. I put on the same shirt and tie every day and go to work at a local fast food joint. The owner is a money grubbing asshole and my coworkers hate me. Our competitor across the street is always harassing us. The one girl I like has put me in the friend zone. She's a real cutie, a southern belle from Texas. I'm pretty sure my best friend just hangs with me because he is mentally retarded. Everyone else in my neighborhood hates me. And the worst part is I love in a pineapple under the sea.