ORU Confessions
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#468 Once, a girl on Gucci attempted to get me to fornicate with her. She got me alone, showed me her shoulder-blades and said, "Invade my womb with all deliberate speed!"
Unfortunately........ I.... gave in. I really regret that decision. She got pregnant and I contracted a sexually-transmitted disease. And then, the really pretty girl I actually liked a lot more found out. She told me she would have dated me and married me and had sex with me all the time, but now, she won't, because I defiled my temple with another woman. Now, I have a STD and child-support payments, and no girlfriend.
I really wish I had done the right thing, like Dean Boyd would have done. That guy is really cool.