Montana Confessions
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So, I have this ting about peeing loudly, so I always try to be as quiet as possible.
I was at my guy friends house and I was trying to pee real quiet, but I was wasted so I peed on my jeans.
THEN
I decided that I would dump whiskey on my jeans to take away the pee smell, and then I would have an excuse to go home and change
But my friend just told me to rinse them off and throw them in the dryer, so I had to wear my piss pants downtown all night.
How is that for a confession MSUC
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