Marquette Confessions
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I was at a party once and had to go to the bathroom. I ended up taking a poop there. I instantly knew it smelled bad. It being a boy's house, there was no febreeze or spray of any kind. I desperately looked around and only found some Old Spice deodorant. I proceeded to take the cap off and put the deodorant on the walls of the bathroom praying that the smell would mask my poop. Mission accomplished!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Girls poop too. Don't believe the hype.