MIT Confessions
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#326
"So this girl and I had been together for a while. We were together almost everyday; we went to classes together, went to dinner together, etc. In fact, it was after class one day that we met in the hall. We always had a bit of a spicy relationship, but other times she was really cool. Anyway, so a week ago we went back to my dorm room one night to hang out, but my roommate was there and it got kind of awkward (he'd had a chip on his shoulder towards me lately). We just sat together for a while without talking while he worked on something on his laptop. I went to the vending machine to get something to drink, but when I got back I found my roommate eating my girlfriend, RIGHT THERE AT HIS DESK. Seriously, what kind of a roommate is that? The door was open when I walked in and saw them so I just walked away and left. I mean, I was in love; how was I supposed to feel? After a few hours of sulking I went back and the bag was empty. Girlfriend was Doritos the whole time."