#1473 My New Years resolution is, I promise to love you all, or at least try to love you all as much as Kanye loves himself.

#1472 I've passed crabs to 6 people; sorry boys

#1471 Ali V.'s article in the Columns needs to have better research. Does she really think people haven't spoken to people on The Hill? Dean Krauth refuses to budge on anything. She "considers" points made but nothing ever comes of it. Trust your fellow students, Ali, we HAVE tried. That's what pisses us off the most.

#1470 I make false rape allegations to promote feminism.

#1469 I always walk my dog on campus, then proceed to take it somewhere secluded so I can fuck it.

#1468 Somebody was doing it to himself in the commuter lounge this morning. Oh well, we all have our ways of de-stressing after finals.

#1467 Yik-Yak = unrestricted posting
WestMo = many submitted confessions many not posted, this schools confession page is rated G compared to every other confession page I see.

#1466 Damn you Financial Times, will you deny me good articles for my paper the evening before it's due?!