Saturday, 08 March 2014 03:53 PM
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I just wish Jenny C. would stop playing games with me, she's breaking my heart.
Friday, 07 March 2014 12:17 AM
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I'm interested in a man quite a bit older than I am and I'm not really sure how to proceed.
Friday, 07 March 2014 12:16 AM
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To the guy who comes into Corbett pretty regularly with the tattoos: 1) Who are you? 2) Where have you been hiding? 3) When can we play?
Friday, 07 March 2014 12:15 AM
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I hate pooping in public bathrooms because I think the toilet seat is infested with germs but on the other hand it is so satisfying to let out the biggest, nastiest, rank-a-dank shit/shart/fart in total silence of the bathroom. Too much?
Thursday, 06 March 2014 08:03 AM
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Having to pretend like you barely know eachother in public when you're actually completely crazy about eachother is one of the most painful things imaginable. People fucking suck. They just need to mind their own fucking business and let other people be happy
Thursday, 06 March 2014 08:02 AM
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You're annoying as shit, no one cares about your stupid boyfriend, and your new profile pic is just as unflattering as they normally are.
Thursday, 06 March 2014 08:01 AM
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So I know we all just want to have sex with a ton of people. But I've gotta say, being in a relationship where you change each other for the better is so much nicer.
Thursday, 06 March 2014 08:00 AM
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I really really really want to take another girl out for a date. But its so difficult, as I know absolutely nothing about how to find a girl who would be interested in testing the lesbian/bicurious waters.