Feel like it's unfair that the grad students get a lounge in the library and it's only accessible through swiping their husky cards. It's unfair! What if there's no one in those lounges and a grad student decides to have sexy time in there! I demand access for sexy time too!!!!

WTF?!?! Just because the guy is white he's not labeled a terrorist???? The gunman in Vegas is a fuckin terrorist you racist fucks!

Asian boy in the library with the snapback hat on with facial hair. You fine af <3333 If you have time, come to the library tomorrow at 8pm and sit in the same seat. I'll bring you dinner and a kiss on the cheek!

I think guys who wear high knee socks with some bright ass shoes is cute af. Seriously can we have more cute guys doing this?

Once when I was 11 I had a sleepover with my friends. My sister was supposed to babysit us but she was in her room having sex with her boyfriend. My friends and I, being the kids we were, was fooling around and opened the door to her room. I bullshit you not, there were two guys running a train on my sister. I told my parents and she was grounded for life. I'm still traumatized...

I had sex with my roommate on Saturday and it's been super awkward ever since... We bump into each other in the hallway and it's "oh um I'll go this way oops no, no I'll go this no i go left you go right." We see each other in the kitchen and it's "oh hey um just grabbing my water haha umm err that's some nice cereal you got there umm crap that was awkward um ok back to my room." so awkwardddddd! crap!

Walked in the girl's bathroom to see a transgender changing his err... her bra. Or rather, stuffing his bra. Ummm... so I don't know if I feel comfortable with transgenders in the women's bathroom. I mean there are gender neutral bathrooms on campus. Do you really need to come into the girl's bathroom, dude?

My fucktard roommate always hums in his room and we have thin walls. It's so fuckin annoying. Unfortunately, I can't tell him to stfu cuz I masturbate pretty loudly at least 3 times a day.