I got curious about pinkeye so I am attempting an experiment. I heard farting on someone's pillow can give you pinkeye... Hey roommate... sorry buddy... I farted on your pillow last night. I'm just a really really curious child. Okay so I will keep farting on your pillow for the remainder of the week to see if you develop pinkeye. Will update

I think I'm pregnant. I'm so scared right now. I'm only 18 and a freshmen. My parents are gonna kill me. I seriously don't know what to do I'm so so so scared

I don't care what anybody says. Drake is hands down the best study music! Fuck a Beethoven!!

Someone mentioned on UConn confessions about a girl who looks like Gucci Mane before. I think I saw her today... OMFG she looks just like Gucci mane like a fatter version LMAO

UConn should have a water balloon event with professors. I'd like to give my professor a pee filled balloon to the mouth. Lil bitch gave me a D on the midterm. Well the good thing is I can give my girl my midterm when she asks for the D. The bad thing is I don't have a girl

First thing I do when I wake up is masturbate. I've been doing it so much that I'm scared I'll have a bad day if i don't

Got called a spik today by a white guy because he thought I was going to give him my parking space but I was just getting my bookbag. I even told him I'm not leaving when I was walking towards my car... Seriously made me sad. Made me feel worthless the whole day

Hey blondie in the red shirt and black yoga pants talking to your black friend in the Student Union. Sup. Google 1989 Buick LeSabre. Yuuup. That's all me. How about I take you for a ride and if you're lucky, we might just park at S lot and do a little baby making. :)