Thursday, 21 September 2017 09:38 AM
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I woke up this morning to my gay roommate and his boyfriend having sex.... I didn't know he was gay..........
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 11:03 PM
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During the beginning of the semester when the professor didn't know any faces, my boyfriend came with me to class and fingered me while I gave him a handjob at the back of the class. Unfortunately he had to stop because I started my period
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 10:53 PM
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One time, as a dare, I put vaseline all over my body and rolled around on the ground by Mirror Lake pretending to be a slug.
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 10:40 PM
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Sometimes when I see nice cars I can never afford... I pee on them. Okay I'm sure I'm not the only one who does this. Whoever drives a GTR, yep I pissed on it.
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 10:33 PM
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I wish TA stood for Tap-that Ass because that's exactly what I'd like to do with mine. Wait... are we allowed to fuck our TA's?
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 10:28 PM
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Sometimes I get super fuckin high and talk to the Jonathan the Husky statue. And when I'm extra high he talks back. I should probably stop doing acid.
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 10:22 PM
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I lost my virginity while Shrek was playing in the background so now I sometimes can't orgasm unless Smash mouth is playing in the background
Wednesday, 20 September 2017 10:19 PM
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I have been eye flirting with a boy in my MATH 1070Q for a few weeks and I developed a crush on him to a point where I couldn't stop thinking about him. I don't know why I never noticed this before, but it turns out he's cockeyed. God dammit