I hooked up with 3 straight guys from "Deer Camp" One came out at graduation!

I hooked up with 3 straight "Deer Camp" boy's.

So this one day i farted in class and everyone thought it was the girl next to me

I have a thing for my RA, but they have no idea

After finding my fish dead because my roommate decided to leave the window open on a snowy adk night I decided to get my roommate back by taking the window cranks completely off and hid them in my cereal the entire semester she believed that my best friend took them! Hahaha pay backs a beotch!

One time at an easy street party, I farted so badly people started covering their noses and leaving the party. When people asked me if it was me, I told them it was my friend who passed out in the corner. Still to this day everyone thinks it was him. My bad buddy

Livermore 206, what is outside your window on the bricks is bacon grease. Still there after 6 years... My bad

Paul Smith's has turned me into a beard-lovin' lady.*

*Disclaimer: Neck beards do not apply to this confession...or ever.