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that freshman with the skull thigh tattoo was so trashy last night im embarrassed for her
Dear Roommate:
You are a great person, and I'm so lucky to be friends with you, but you are disgustingly messy and it is driving me insane. Also, being anti-social all the time isn't good for you, and there have been more than one occasion where I just want to flip your desk with all of its old cafeteria take-out boxes, cans, and other nameless items on top of it, open the door, and tell you to gtfo and make friends. I know you can do it, so go be social! Get a life! Don't just watch Breaking Bad all day. Seriously. I love you, but you need to start getting real.
Love,
your roommate and friend.
P.S. When I say to "gtfo", I don't mean "go to the library and study by yourself." I mean go to interact. With actual people. Not on the computer.
To the Kappa girls with the caved in porch, if i don't get to see the drunk guy or largely set girl that takes that death trap down ill cry myself to sleep, twice. I was funneling people over it all night never got my fix so please make a Facebook event and get somebody to jump off the roof and bust it. nobody likes a wooden trampoline. everyone likes a drunk WWE smash down. Sincerely one of the acid kids.
Last night I walked in on a threesome in a bathroom on the 2nd floor of mckean
On Friday night I saw 2 kids who were clearly blackout drunk riding razor scooters across campus at 1 in the morning and giggling like 8 year olds.
What the hell is this college
What is the deal with all of the fanny packs around here...?
I fucked a soccer player and had diarrhea for 4 days
Tickets and boots on you Beamer? Yes, the rules do apply to you also. Guess it's time to learn daddy's money doesn't grant you immunity nor does it make you badass.