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If I could just meet a guy who could shove a spoon up me after scooping it in Tobasco, I'd be set.
I'm feeling a little parched right now in Olin. Correction. . . cotton mouthed. Definitely feeling some type of way. It's so hard to find some good gay/bi women (so thirsty is doesn't even matter). If someone doesn't hit on me soon, I'm going to hit someone. Really? I can change your life. *quench me*
Late Saturday night I heard some noise outside, so I opened my blinds and saw two drunk girls stumbling around right outside my window (2nd floor Mckean). I think one of you wasn't wearing shoes and as you got to your feet, your dress had ridden up all the way up past your waist and my friend and I saw your ass in a thong from like 5 feet away.
I don't know if you heard us, but my friend and I had asked if you were alright and we had our thumbs up cause we were checking if you were okay, not cause we were checking out your ass. I hope you got home alright and nice ass anyways.
Brett B, I love your mustache.
Dear sadistic professor,
It is unnecessary to give your students 4 chapters to read before the next class, with one day notice. Additionally, it is sadistic to give students 45 minutes to complete a 12 question exam, with all questions requiring essay answers which include/are not limited to; description, examples, and hypothetical scenarios in which to apply a method. and this exam really has multi answers because some were 5 labels and examples per question of the exam. What are you thinking?
Do you not realize there are other classes which also require our attention, as well? I wonder if you do this because you sincerely want to screw up everyone you teach. I want to be a teacher, but you madam, are not someone I ever want to emulate.
I am sorry have to be the one to say this, but you are not the authority on all things in this field. Regardless of how highly you think of yourself.
Sincerely,
An irritated student
Ps: figure out what the hell you are lecturing about before you attempt to explain it, incorrectly for the greater majority of an entire class meeting. It is a waste of our time and you look unprepared and ignorant about the subject.
I get really excited when I see a "real" confession and not just someone bitching about something.
PS, I realize this is a hypocritical post.
there should be a fountain in that enormous grass area in front of Bush. every college has a huge fountain except for us. and the one at the campus center doesnt count because its in the fucking way
pretentious is just another word for awesome