Wednesday, 02 April 2014 09:28 AM
“
This girl has a body thats a 10, but has a face thats like a 3. I think she caught on when I would only hit her up on the weekends at 3am that she was a drunk slam piece.
Monday, 10 March 2014 05:30 PM
“
I fucked a girl with a bear costume on and when I pulled out, I overshot and came on my wall. It dried and is still there.
Thursday, 06 February 2014 10:23 PM
“
I've walked in while my roommate and his girl were doing it. He continues even after I've made eye contact.
#dedication
Thursday, 06 February 2014 10:14 PM
“
I'm liking this thong Thursday and so is my willy.
Thursday, 06 February 2014 10:05 PM
“
I woke up one morning with blister on my ass. Turns out I let some guy put a cigar out on it while I was blacked out.
Monday, 27 January 2014 10:27 PM
“
Dropped acid and went to a party. A girl came up asking if I wanted to have sex so I pulled a Thad Castle and said "how about no you nasty sloot"