#sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31612 How would one get rid of a collection of phallic toys? I hate to just throw them away, many were quite pricey.

#31611 Hey Fred,
Whatever happened to you, I am genuinely sorry about it although nobody is telling me anything and I don’t even know what is going on. But its not my fault. I never asked you to do anything. We weren’t even close. What you are doing to me is not fair. I have all the evidences of you putting cameras inside my house and hacking my electronic devices through screen mirror. This has been going on for more than a year. I can go to the police right now if I want. But I’m just asking you to leave me alone. I’m sorry to say this but I’ll never have a place for you in my life. I’m sure there are better girls out there for you. So please please just move on and stop bothering my life. Its affecting me academically.

#31610 Hey Fred,
Whatever happened to you, I am genuinely sorry about it although nobody is telling me anything and I don’t even know what is going on. But its not my fault. I never asked you to do anything. We weren’t even close friends. What you are doing to me is not fair. I have all the evidences of you putting cameras inside my house and hacking my electronic devices through screen mirror. This has been going on for more than a year. I can go to the police right now if I want. But I’m just asking you to leave me alone. I’m sorry to say this but I’ll never have a place for you in my life. I’m sure there are better girls out there for you. So please please just move on and stop bothering my life. Its affecting me academically.

#31609 The last time I shit my pants I was just 4 feet from a toilet.

#31608 If my skin were clear I would actually be kinda hot

#31607 Comparing my girlfriend's Tinder results to mine make it obvious that something is way out of balance in the online dating world, but I can't quite figure out what or why.

WITCH HUNT.

#31606 Been wondering about this for a while. Question for anyone who's a lesbian. Have you EVER fantasized about sexing a dude? Or anything remotely sexual? Hear me out. I have this warped imagining that it's possible to be a lesbian, and while you're not romantically attracted to men, the idea of physically dominating a man, using mental and/or physical prowess to put them in their place, etc, is appealing. Like, there's an arrogant boss at work who flexes their position all the time. Secretly, you know you have more mental prowess than them and are more skilled at them at what they do. Is there ever sexual satisfaction in the act of outflexing a guy? Something stemming from the girl power moment of proving you can outdo a straight man at their own thing? Is there any truth to this at all?