#fml Confessions

#31749 I like when BoilerKey buzzes my phone since nobody else does.

#31760 i want to write fanfiction about Purdue basketball players, Matt Haarms and Isaac Haas

#31751 Is it just me or did Disney really want to have Elsa and Anna be in a relationship? I mean come on...that's not sisterly behavior, that's relationship type behavior. Anna even bites her lip as elsa snuggles against her. Like...come on. Please tell me I'm not the only one...

#31759 i want to write fanfiction about Issac Haas and Matt Haarms being in a relationship or a rivalry

#31758 He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make feel guilty. This is ridiculous. I'll go, Ill go, Ill go. Shit!

#31746 Took three different laxatives during the holidays to try to release a painful gut stoppage. They worked, but I learned the hard way that you can't turn laxatives off.

#31745 if you're someone who's always looked creepy, moves to a new place and suddenly has to make a choice at work of being thought of as a closet bigot, or for sure outed as a closet pedophile, what do you do?

#31753 So I took samples of various body parts and cultured them in agar for science. It turns out that the mouth is dirtier than the anus. Think about that the next time you're eating ass.