"I would have sex with any of those men on the soccer team if they asked. Those accents are to die for."

"People say sitting in the commons by yourself makes you a loser. But it really doesnt. Im just comfortable with being by myself and I dont need my friends with my everywhere I go. I know who my friends are and that they will always be there for me. So if you're sitting by yourself in the commons good for you. You know how to be independent."

"I'm hardcore crushing on a freshman music ed major, but she loves her long distance boyfriend. Like, she's always talking about him and his band and stuff. I don't think I'll ever have a chance, she and her boyfriend are really serious. I guess I'm stuck, and that feeling sucks."
Hang in there man.

"There's this redneck looking kid who I think is on a sports team, but I don't know which. I check out his butt every time I see him. Wish he was gay."

"I feel like Hartwick needs more gay guys in its population...."

"those two tke pledges look like they have a little extra to offer, and I'm first in line"

"I enjoy taking picture of peoples feet. It gives me such a rush." #footfettish

"So there's this girl that I really like. I literally ran into her today and quivered like a little puppy. She makes me so nervous that I can't handle it. She probably thinks I'm a loser... sorry."
Awww, I'm sure she doesn't think you're a loser. Keep your chin up.