#6 I'm trying to get myself pregnant. My boyfriend has no idea that I'm not taking my birth control. My period is suppose to be next week.. but I really hope it never comes.

#5 Senior pro tip: Walk on the grass.

#4 My level of procrastination reached an all time low last night when I found the app on my phone that scans bar codes. I proceeded to spend the rest of the night (and I'm talking hours) scanning everything in my room.

#3 My roommate has gone out of her way to make my life miserable since the day I first moved in. I just wanted to say sorry and that revenge never helps a situation. So I want to apologize for breaking your alarm clock, judging you, and telling people how many times I walked in on you having sex (it was none of my business, no matter how much of it I didn't want to see). Not to mention walking around naked or half-dressed because it made you extremely uncomfortable and my friends flirting with you or messing with you. That last one was kind of out of my control but I could have tried to do something to stop it. I'm sorry for what I did. I let my anger get to me and acted completely childish. You may have been a complete b**** to me but two wrongs don't make a right. I would have apologized to you personally but you always find some way to make things worse. No one but us knows all the details so I figured this might be easier on both of us. Go ahead and call it a cop out because I will most likely agree with you.

#2 Sometimes I want to kick certain professors in the ***. Seriously, who assigns tests and homework a few days before spring break??!!

Last year for April Fools Day I put a new pad with fake blood on the stairs. I could hear people screaming about it from my room. Jokes on them.