Monday, 17 March 2014 10:43 PM
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I gave up alcohol for lent.. I better be going to heaven for this.
Sunday, 23 February 2014 03:23 AM
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Got so drunk tonight!! My best friend told me to piss on his roommates bed and I did! Don't regret it! He's a douche!
Wednesday, 12 February 2014 11:30 PM
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Hate when you get get done having sex and girls want to cuddle! I'm like you can leave now!
Wednesday, 12 February 2014 11:14 PM
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I bought a girl a reese cup when I first meet her! 2 hours later she paid me back, with some good sex! It was worth it.
Wednesday, 29 January 2014 11:02 AM
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I was wasted at Buffalo Wild Wings and my thong was really bothering me so I took it off and proceeded to flush it down the toilet.