#16 Whenever I see a couple around campus, I get an elaborate visual of me castrating the guy and then slaughtering him meanwhile the girl just stands there watching me, after that she serves me vanilla cupcakes.
#JustSayin #ILoveCupcakes

#15 I go around the building for hours and knock on random people's doors when I am sad and lonely.

#14 Hi! I'm a UG
I hang out with a certain circle of people just for the sake of social conformity. But actually I get a strong urge to punch each one of them right in the face whenever they make any kind of sound.

#13 The only thing I loved more than the 50 Shades of Grey movie was the book trilogy. I'm ashamed to admit this to people because I'm an 18 year old boy, but I thought that the story was extremely romantic and the ending made me cry.

#12 Hi! I'm the one behind Ashoka Urchins

I cannot get the reason why people reacted so negatively to the idea of the intercollegiate sports club being called Ashoka Urchins.

Urchin personifies three qualities of Ashokans: laziness (Dr. Chouhan would agree), ragged dressing sense and mischievous character.

What can be more appropriate? #BringBackUrchins

#11 It had been a while since I masturbated and I really wanted to masturbate since yesterday afternoon but my roommate won't leave the room.

So I did the deed while she was sleeping this morning.

It was weird.

#JesusLovesME

#10 I had an "Intimate" dream last night which involved our SPF Professor.

#9 I feel such pressure to look a certain way that I use padding on a daily basis to enhance my breast size. #uncomfortable