Sunday, 03 March 2013 11:24 AM
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My ex GF contracted blue waffle...
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:03 AM
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My roommates and I just had a snowball fight in the house. Started with an all out assault on the roommate in the shower. Long story short, the floor of our house now looks like a lake.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:03 AM
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Most people use the free condoms organizations give out for sex, but I just blow them up into balloon shapes.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:02 AM
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One of my least favorite things about this weather is that it's too cold to sleep naked.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:02 AM
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My favorite past-time is watching people run after the 80. The looks of despair on their faces as the bus is pulling away are priceless.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:02 AM
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My first time was on a water bed! 10/10, would recommend!
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:02 AM
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I traded my cat for two cases of beer.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 08:02 AM
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I used all of my money I saved throughout high school to get a boob job instead of helping my dad pay for college, it's safe to say that he's pissed.