I spend about a quarter of the time while having sex to eating the girl out because I love seein her get pleasured that way.

If I'm paying $30,000 a year, the least Madison could do is give us some free printing.

I want to surprise my boyfriend by wearing nothing but a robe when he first comes over. The problem is, I live in the dorms and I have to leave my room to let him into the building. That just doesn't seem like as much fun if I have to walk all over my dorm in my robe.

Drunk at the library drinking tequila while writing a paper. I sure hope the guy next to me doesn't think I'm an idiot.

I once sat on the passenger door, leaning out of the window, to impress a girl I like who was driving the car at 115 mph in the rain. Her boyfriend, one of my best friends, high fived me from the moon roof. Four years later, that girl is my best friend; definitely worth the risk.

Kind of made a porn this weekend. Definitely seemed like a hot idea before to take pics/vids but hoping this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later. iPhones are the devil.

Why do people have a stick up their ass? I'll drink at the lib if I want. It's called Wisconsin and on top of that this is America. And let me tell you one things about America, it's called mother fucking freedom.

I gave my boyfriend head and I guess some of it didn't end up in my mouth... I went to class with semen on my face, and no one said a damn thing