Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:56 PM
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I shave my pudes with my roommates electric razor.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:55 PM
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When my roommate plays country music, I need to leave the room. When he tries to sing along, I need to leave the apartment.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:36 PM
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I have to fake my orgasms every time my boyfriend and i have sex so it can be over quicker.
Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:24 PM
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I've always wanted to bend Sara Cordell over the bar at cheaters and bang her in front of everyone
Thursday, 28 February 2013 05:00 PM
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3 days after summer graduation and we were still going hard - ended up with this girl one eve. Couldn't finish for the life of me, the bars were still open and I was bored. Figured she was pretty drunk as well, so I pissed in her and left...no idea why...sorry?
Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:52 PM
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I would always seem to walk in the 2nd floor dorms on new hall thinking it was mine when I'm hammered and then I saw all this pink shit
Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:47 PM
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Even though it's been 5 years since it happened, I'm still very curious to why that Winona mother tried to stick her finger in my ass while giving me a bj! 1st day in Winona, in Minnesota, in the USA and BOOM that was my welcome!
Thursday, 28 February 2013 04:30 PM
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i LOVE giving blow jobs and I'm really frickin' good at it.