I'm a senior in high school and was visiting my friend at Winona (which I will be attending in the fall). My only goal for the night was to go hard..which was successful. Not only did i fail pronouncing my name but I somehow had it in my mind that Thomas Jefferson was the president. That's not the shit security wants to hear.

Few months back I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, though I still haven't told the guy that she is his. I haven't spoken to him in a few months and he is a football guy here, the news would harm his scholarship and college life if I told him...

I don't go to Winona but when I was visiting once I had sex with a girl and was so drunk after I peed in her bed a little..... I used her cat to wipe it up

Two of my roommates have pocket pussies..talk about fucking losers

So this page was recently brought to my attention and I became curious. After reading a couple, I thought this was hilarious. Then I noticed that some out there have chosen to speak out against me on here. Others have even pretended to be me in response (Thank you for all the suport fellow Warriors! I got this though). So this is for our Wazoo Haters, I'm at EVERY basketball and football game. You know where to find me, I'm not hiding. On that note, where have you been, hiding in the crowd, sitting at home? Cause I havent seen ya?.............I'll be waiting

- Forever, Wazoo the Warrior!
GO WARRIORS!

ive masturbated in class :O

Over the years many girls told me i have really huge dick, many feel speechless and say is like anything that they've ever seen. so i've gave it a nick name "king anaconda" just to be sure one day i was really high, i actually got a ruler and measured it (7.5 inch) I may have the biggest cock in Winona, and yes i'm black!

just drunk dropped a class...