Wednesday, 22 October 2014 12:26 PM
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I have a pixie cut and I feel a weird solidarity with any short-haired girl I see on campus. It's like we all belong to the same club. Our secret handshake is fluffing your hair in the front just because you can.
Tuesday, 21 October 2014 10:12 PM
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I reek so strongly of failure that I can barely stand to exist within myself.
Tuesday, 21 October 2014 09:55 PM
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I have been stoned every single day so far since classes started. Its been an excellent year so far and my grades are better than they have ever been.
Tuesday, 21 October 2014 01:59 PM
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Waking up from possibly the best dream of your life only to realize you AREN'T actually married to Naji. :.(....
Monday, 20 October 2014 09:50 PM
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My housemate thinks she's invited to my upcoming wedding. Over my dead body.... Weddings are meant to be classy not trashy.
Monday, 20 October 2014 07:47 PM
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Screw you, Whitworth Confessions. Why ain't you posting?
Monday, 20 October 2014 03:18 PM
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Yoga pants aren't for everyone -_-
Thursday, 16 October 2014 12:42 AM
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Is this ever going to be updated?