#28 "I fucked a girl in the athletic building staircase"

#27 "Hey you, yes you Mr. Sexy man that I swear I only ever see in a towel. Try to forget the towel next time ;)"

#26 "Colder weather = guys in sweatpants. Guys in sweatpants leave nothing to my imagination. Love this time of year."

#25 "I think that Taylor Parsons is by far one of the nicest and prettiest girls on campus. I really hope that I can gain the courage to ask you out on a date. You always have a smile on your face and a positive attitude and it makes not only me, but also my friends smile whenever we see you. Thank you for being a day brightener."

#24 "I get disappointed every time I hear my friends stories from larger schools like University of Iowa or Wisconsin-Madison. I feel like I'm missing the college experience and don't have as many academic opportunities here."

#23 "I just gone done hosting an outfly circle jerk."

#22 "I wasted my time at Wartburg being afraid and playing it safe. I WISH I had something awesome to confess, but I graduated with a clean conscience and only a handful of friends. I'm not saying I'd say yes to getting nasty in the stacks or having a threesome with some rando's, but I might have come out of my room once in a while to at least have the opportunity to say no to those things. So I guess my confession is more of a wish- I wish I would have taken advantage of my college days and lived it up a little bit... and maybe even gotten a little nasty.
Get after it, Knights."

#21 "Why yes wartburg I will have a tuna hot melt for lunch...after all that's what I had the night before when I got home from Joes. You know what I'm sayin....?"