I dont know how the guy living next door to me ended up sucking my dick.

As a male, I hate the first couple of weeks when you are growing a beard, mostly because it looks like you are lazy and just don't give a shit about life.

"My going away basket for college was a bottle of 99 berries, a bottle of Moscato, 3 bottles of vodka, and a case of PBR. At least my parents know what their daughter will do every weekend. Here's to an effin great freshman year!" Anonymous comment- "That's actually extremely sad..."

I'm skipping all the bs second orientation stuff tomorrow, I just need to find my classes. Anyone care to get coffee and join me?

Are there any girls who just want to get drunk and have sex? Or watch a movie and cuddle? Or any combination of the four?

My going away basket for college was a bottle of 99 berries, a bottle of Moscato, 3 bottles of vodka, and a case of PBR. At least my parents know what their daughter will do every weekend. Here's to an effin great freshman year!

I just saw a dwarf (or little person or MORG...whatever you prefer). I instantly wanted to befriend this person, but I didn't get the chance to talk to her.

I was just driving down water street on my way home, and I noticed. There's freshmen everywhere. Guess it's the start of a new, very scary year. Cheers, especially you fresh meat ;)