Im a guy and i need a cuddle buddy, like this if you are a girl and maybe we can chat??

anyone want to go get piercings tonight? going to get my ears gauged at Willows Piercing shop on water street.

Caleb who sits in the front of Vicky Crane's 9:30 Soc 101 class with your Alienware computer always open- I wanna smash that computer onto the ground for you being such a disrespectful little prick and sitting on that damn thing NOT TAKING NOTES but just dicking around the whole class period right in front of the professor. God- Prof. Crane is a professional who deserves your respect enough for you to at least pay attention in her class and seem mildly interested. If you're gonna sit on your computer the whole time- please just sit in the effing back or don't come to class at all. GOD.

Im a guy and i need a cuddle buddy, like this if you are a girl and maybe we can chat??

I could totally tell who was a Freshman and who were upperclassmen for 8am's this morning.. One day you will all break down and wear sweats and your hair up like the rest of us.

I'm in the library and I feel super horny! I'm a girl and I really don't know what to do!

I farted in the elevator on the way to the tenth floor. After smelling it, all I could do was pray nobody was about to get in at the top. I got lucky.

The internet blows, whoever thought it was a good idea to block personal routers please comment so we can have a little chat.